33 Brilliant One Liner Insult Jokes
You’re so slow it takes you an hour and a half to watch “Sixty Minutes.” She was another one of his near Mrs. I’d like to see things from your point of view but I can’t seem to get my head that far up...
View ArticleTop 10 Signs that Your Marriage Is In Trouble ( For Him Edition )
Suddenly she is being more polite to you, and you know that you don’t deserve that. Your in-laws are placing bets on who will get the house. While getting your oil changed, the service person tells you...
View ArticleTop 20 Funny Facebook Status Messages with great wordplay
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him $50 that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, ‘no, the steaks are too high.’ Where do you find giant snails? On the ends of giant’s...
View Article10 Statements People make on Facebook, and the Hidden Meaning behind them
Statement: “Facebook Sucks” True Meaning: “Nobody is excepting my Friend Requests” Statement: “Facebook REALLY Sucks” True Meaning: “Now I am not even Allowed to make New Friend Requests” Statement: “I...
View Article10 Statements People make, and the Hidden Meaning behind them
Statement: “I’m a Romantic.” True Meaning: “I’m either Ugly or poor.” Statement: “You’re the only girl I’ve ever cared about.” True Meaning: “You are the only girl who hasn’t rejected me.” Statement:...
View Article15 Computer Viruses inspired by Real Life Things
ADAM AND EVE Virus- Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple. AIRLINE LUGGAGE Virus- You’re in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore. Bin Laden (aka Al Qaeda) virus – displays threatening messages and...
View ArticleTop 20 Hilarious Bumper Stickers
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult. Cover me, I’m changing lanes. Don’t bother honking or flashing your lights, I’m deaf and blind. Driver carries no cash. He’s married. Honk if you have never...
View ArticleTop 10 Ultimate Rejections for Cheesy Pick up Lines
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman:...
View ArticleTop 15 Most Hilarious Tweets
Doctor: You’re overweight. Patient: I think I want a second opinion. Doctor: You’re also ugly. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club?...
View Article60 Absolutely Brilliant Funny Quotes and Jokes on and around Love and...
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery. You can’t buy love, but you...
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