24 Simply Funniest one Liner Jokes
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. I used to have a handle on life, and then it broke. If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you...
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C: mean? Don’t piss me off! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get...
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A hard-on doesn’t count as personal growth A man who smiles when things go wrong knows who to blame Drag the Joneses down to your level. It’s cheaper Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse...
View Article28 Funny and Hilarious One Liner Insulting Jokes
A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too! For two cents I’d give you a piece of my mind – and all of yours. He is always lost in thought — it’s unfamiliar territory. He’s the first in his family...
View Article40 Randomly Collected Hilarious Funny Insults
Alone: In bad company. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental! He can think without moving his lips! He has a mind like a steel trap — always closed! He has one brain cell, and...
View Article30 Fantastic Funny One Liners on and around MEN
A women’s work that is never done is the stuff that she asked her husband to do. Boys will be boys, but men are better at it. Boys will be boys, but someday girls will be women. Definition of a man...
View ArticleTop 10 Funniest Answering Machine Messages
Greetings, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are and what you want, so at the sound of the tone, please hang up. Heaven, God speaking… Hello, this is David. I don’t...
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After meeting you, I’ve decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest. Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing! Did your parents have any children that lived? Do you ever...
View Article26 Epic Hilarious One Liner Insults
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people – you are obnoxious in a different and worse way! Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas. Fat? You’re not fat, you’re just … fat. He...
View Article15 Hilariously Funny Questions and Answers
Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve? A. Because he didn’t want anyone telling him how to make Adam. Q. What’s the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman? A. A 40...
View Article33 Brilliant One Liner Insult Jokes
You’re so slow it takes you an hour and a half to watch “Sixty Minutes.” She was another one of his near Mrs. I’d like to see things from your point of view but I can’t seem to get my head that far up...
View ArticleTop 10 Signs that Your Marriage Is In Trouble ( For Him Edition )
Suddenly she is being more polite to you, and you know that you don’t deserve that. Your in-laws are placing bets on who will get the house. While getting your oil changed, the service person tells you...
View ArticleTop 20 Funny Facebook Status Messages with great wordplay
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him $50 that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, ‘no, the steaks are too high.’ Where do you find giant snails? On the ends of giant’s...
View Article10 Statements People make on Facebook, and the Hidden Meaning behind them
Statement: “Facebook Sucks” True Meaning: “Nobody is excepting my Friend Requests” Statement: “Facebook REALLY Sucks” True Meaning: “Now I am not even Allowed to make New Friend Requests” Statement: “I...
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Statement: “I’m a Romantic.” True Meaning: “I’m either Ugly or poor.” Statement: “You’re the only girl I’ve ever cared about.” True Meaning: “You are the only girl who hasn’t rejected me.” Statement:...
View Article15 Computer Viruses inspired by Real Life Things
ADAM AND EVE Virus- Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple. AIRLINE LUGGAGE Virus- You’re in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore. Bin Laden (aka Al Qaeda) virus – displays threatening messages and...
View ArticleTop 20 Hilarious Bumper Stickers
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult. Cover me, I’m changing lanes. Don’t bother honking or flashing your lights, I’m deaf and blind. Driver carries no cash. He’s married. Honk if you have never...
View ArticleTop 10 Ultimate Rejections for Cheesy Pick up Lines
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman:...
View ArticleTop 15 Most Hilarious Tweets
Doctor: You’re overweight. Patient: I think I want a second opinion. Doctor: You’re also ugly. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club?...
View Article60 Absolutely Brilliant Funny Quotes and Jokes on and around Love and...
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery. You can’t buy love, but you...
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